Okay, um, no offense to Kevin Smith or any of his fans, but, honey? Azrael? Not. A. Muse. Fucking Angel of Death, yo. Fucking guardian of the pits. During Passover? HE is the motherfucker that you put the blood over the door so as to keep him from visiting. Now, the rest of “Dogma” — or at least, the twenty minutes or so that I saw — I appreaciated in a gleeful, religion-hating, recovering-Christian sort of way. But if you’re going to be having bitches who are in the goddamn Bible, fucking read the thing.