Further adventures in the land of insanity (aka, The Conversations of Catt and Michael):

Meow: evil

Andy: yes. yes they are. I’d say something about wishmaster but ….well it’s too stupid to comment on.

Meow: wishmaster. anyone who watched that for anything other than robert englund or tammy lauren is a fucking ‘tard, yo

Andy: couldn’t have put it better myself. of course you know they came out with three more of the damned things.

Meow: no. they did not. because we called them all after we had our souls and eyes and sanity ripped out and cruelly shredded before us by the first one

Meow: called = killed. wow, my typing tonight

Andy: s’okay. talking about that series of movies will do that to one’s typing. also their brains.

Meow: food should cook quicker

Andy: I’m trying to answer that without making myself sound like a fucking idiot. I was gonna say ‘food should grow on trees’ then ‘you should just be able to open the fridge and have the food ready’ seeing as how both of these are commonly done…..I’m gonna shut up now.

Meow: *laughs* you’re fabulous. and i knew what you meant.

Andy: that’s what I like about you.

Meow: the fact that i laugh at you, or that i know what you mean?

Andy: both actually.

Meow: oh. cool.

Andy: yeah. also the fact that you realize that I’m a fucking idiot.

Meow: yeah, but i think everyone’s a fucking idiot.

Andy: *stares at screen* I’m not bright, I am in fact quite stupid, but even I have an IQ higher then a garden variety squash.*deep breath* so whyyyyyyyyyyy do I see fics that are entitled “harry and Claire and their three year romance”? LKAJDFLI ASOFJ AL SDJFLKAJSDFL KAJSDFLKJASLDFJLAS KJFLASDJFLKASJ DF;LK ASJDLJ

Meow: *lmao*

Andy: oh wait here’s a better one. “a child is found to be living with a herd of wild ponies, and she’s harry’s sister” I………Ponies? I’m …….

Meow: you fucking made that up

Andy: no I swear I didn’t . I can’t stop laughing. I really can’t.

Meow: *falls over laughing*

Andy: Hold on I just drooled on my keyboard. how do you copy and paste on this?

Meow: *wheezing*

Andy: Ponies? *giggling*

Meow: *snickers*

Andy: I mean. wolves are slightly believable. cause it’s happened. but equines?

Meow: stop! stop, i can’t breathe, yo!

Andy: When a child-prodigy is discovered living with a herd of wild ponies, the M.O.M. wants her to be studied, much like the Muggle Government would. She turns out to be the orphaned child of two incredibly strong wizards, and somebody needs to save her.

Andy: that’s the actual thing.

Meow: *ROTFLMFAO*

Andy: *giggling like a girl*

Andy: Oh shit I’m drooling

Meow: oh, man. that’s like, the best thing EVER *still giggling*

Andy: so am I. so am I

Meow: that was so worth the lack of oxygen

Andy: I’m still laughing. I needed that. I really did.

Meow: so did i. man. god bless your bad-fic magnetism

Andy: it’s useful every now and then. the cats are looking at me like I’m an idiot now though.

Meow: *snickers* i kept waiting for one of my parents to come in rubbing their eyes and ask if i’d been sniffing glue or something

Andy: *lmao* it’s so…..I mean fucking ponies. it’s……

Meow: *cackles*

Andy: god bless the stupid people.