Andy: *hugs* what you doing?

Meow: sitting in disbelief of the fact that justin may in fact be more talented than jc

Andy: damn…….that’s um….hard to believe.

Meow: i mean, jc is still the one with The Voice…..but apparently he’s gone insane. i…..wait. did he record this when lance was away? because……okay, if we can just blame this on jc being on sex-withdrawal, i think i can accept it…..

Andy: it could very well be….but you never know. most pop stars are, by law, insane.

Meow: this is true. and jc has always been the one most likely to stare into the ceiling lights and go “oooh, pretty colors” during an interview

Andy: *lmao* yeah. he always did seem pretty …..out there.

Meow: yeah. when he’s actually there mentally, he’s funny and violent. the rest of the time, you expect him to squeal, “oh! shiny!” and latch onto someone’s piercing.

Andy: never let him go anywhere near rappers

Meow: *lol* dude, maybe that’s what happened to justin’s so-called necklace

Andy: jc probably has it hoarded away. holding it lovingly calling it his precious.

Meow:*cackles* and like, the guys kept stopping outside his bunk and going, “C? who ya talking to?” and he’d yelp and shove it under his blankets before sticking his head out and giving them the wide-innocent eyes and telling them he was working on a song.

Andy: *roflmao* yes we have just discovered what would happen if golum’s family hadn’t died out.

Meow: “LOL* that’s great. One Bling to Rule Them All. fuck me.