I’m going to say this once, and then, hopefully, one of you will shoot me and put me out of my aging teenybopper misery.

I like Now or Never. Its a good album. I would be willing to buy a sophomore effort, should Nick do one. And he should. I may even, at some point, find myself liking the smirking, girl-voiced, clone king without wanting to inflict bodily harm on myself.

But this is not that point.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to sit very still and wait for the little red dots to convene on my forehead.