Tired now. Just got done vacuuming three levels, cleaning out and scrubbing down the inside and outside of the fridge, and washing all the surfaces in the kitchen. Can’t remember if I’m supposed to mop, too, or not, but I’m not going to, and you can’t make me. Need to eat, need to shower. Need a nap, because I’ve been up since 2-fucking-am. And I’m saying fuck all and spending the last thirty dollars on dinner tonight because I did this all with a sinus headache, and I earned it.

For once.