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MICHELLE!! Michelle Michelle, you have no idea how violently I heart Michelle Branch, and Viewer’s Choice, yo! And she looked so pretty, and SHE HUGGED JOEY and oh my fucking guh-aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

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And HA! cause Em got four and m’boys didn’t get a damn thing. I think Chris was mildly peeved by this, cause everyone who was in the country showed — question….did Joe have the night off, or did he just do a matinee this evening? Also, loving his Rent shirt. Good to know he’s not above shameless self-promotion — and like, nothing. *mutters something about Nelly remixes that aspire to one day suck Carrottop’s rectum, and renews plans to replace Timberlake with a Justin Bot*

Altho, frighteningly, Justin was not nearly as painful as I thought he’d be. Nor was his song as bad as MTV’s VMA Diary led you to believe. I had to change the channel when he started with the falsetto bits, tho. I simply could not deal. Juju has a shit falsetto, I’m sorry.

And I will always always adore Eminem for not playing along with that fucking dog puppet. Ugh. Thank you, Mr. Mathers, for cutting that evil, painful skit short. And that bit? At the end of his first thank you, to Hailie? Yes. I did, in fact, melt. I am liquid. Much like Ju’s skeleton.