This could probably also be titled “Why Catt and Michael Shouldn’t Discuss LOTR At Two in the Morning.” Or, y’know…at all. *lol*

Meow: reason # 8,007 why catherine would not have made a good lotr chara….she’d have taken one look at the ring, turned to elrond, and said, “…….y’know, normally i’d scoff at you, cause your hair’s pulled back so tight that i can actually hear your cheekbones screaming in agony……..but i just saw this motherfucker resize itself. where do i throw it in?”

Michael: *lmao*

Michael: reason # 9,976 why I would not have been a good part of the company in lotr. ‘hey guys. um okay see that big fucking smouldering mountain over there? yeah the one with all the fire and shit. why not just walk straight to it? I mean your taking a kinda round about way.”

Meow: reason # 4,582 why i was not meant to be in the fellowship….”so tell me again why we’re taking treacherous foot paths through monster-infested areas when gandalf can just summon giant flying things to take us straight, and safely there simply by whispering to moths?”

Michael: *roflmao* reason # 4 why I would not have made a good member of the company. “elrond. you old fuck head you. why are you being so mean to humans. could it be that……your great grandfather was a human? shock and amazement. hey um tell your little bastards to put down those fuckings spears.”

Meow: *LOL* reason # 18 why they would NEVER have let me in the fellowship….. “oh, HELL, no. we are not leaving lothlorien until one of these clones welcomes legolas the fuck home, and wishes him good journey. …shut UP, galadriel.”