Yes. Yes, the new layout does feature Shakira. I am going to blame Maxim magazine and the “Wherever, Whenever” video, because leather and girls who can do that with their hips are Good Things in my book. Even if they do kind of sound like Timberlake on crack.

Also of the Good Things? Lucy, aka, She Who Writes Slash Even Michael Enjoys. Her Chris Kirkpatrick can make you laugh all night. I’m also enjoying her AJ McLean, in part due to this line:

“Sweet Christ,” AJ said. “I’m starting to feel sorry for Justin Timberlake, and that kind of shit is just seriously wrong.”

Oh, yeah. She’s my goddess. ^^;