Um. Got this from Des awhile back via email. Decided to answer it here, cause um. I seem to be having an erection for surveys lately….

1. If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be?

Scotland. In the middle of nowhere. Near a cliff overlooking the sea, if at all possible.

2. What’s your favorite article of clothing?

My grey cargo skirt.

3. What’s your favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?

Hands. And eyes. I’m a complete sucker for hands and eyes….

4. What’s the last CD that you bought?

Punk Goes Pop

5. Where’s your favorite place to be?

Someplace familiar with just a couple people I really care about.

6. Where’s your least favorite place to be?

Family gatherings.

7. What’s your favorite place to be massaged?

Neck and shoulders.

8. What’s most important, strong in mind or strong in body?

Strong in mind. Everything else can be overcome.

9. What time do you wake in the morning?

Lately? About 3 am.

10. What’s your favorite TV show?

Queer as Folk, Buffy, the Fairly Oddparents.

11. What’s your favorite kitchen appliance?

Microwave.

12. What’s your favorite childhood memory?

One winter, when I was really small, it snowed nearly as high as I was tall, and my brother, who’s eight years older than me, traipsed a maze through the front yard so I could walk, and then played maze race with me for like, ages.

13. What makes you laugh?

Amelia.

14. What makes you really angry?

People who hurt Mel and Jane.

15. If you could play any instrument what would it be?

Guitar. Or piano. I kind of waffle between the two….

16 Favorite restaurant / cafe / eatery?

The Emerald Garden in Shrewsbury.

17. Scariest moment of your life?

Flipping channels and suddenly seeing a close-up of Carrottop’s profile, with short, slicked-back hair…on the Disney Channel. O.O

18. If there was a movie made about you, what current / former Hollywood star would play you?

Um. Is there any way we can melt Lisa Zane and Camryn Manheim into one actress?

19. Do you believe in afterlife?

Um. Sort of. The real answer is too involved to put in a simple survey, so let’s just go with “yes”

20. Favorite children’s book?

“Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book” by Shel Silverstein.

21.What is your favorite season?

Fall.

22. What is your least favorite household chore?

Vaccuuming.

23. If you could have one super power, what would it be?

Shapeshifting.

24. If you have a tattoo, what is it?

I don’t, but I want to get an Eye of Horus and the symbol for the Chinese Year of the Snake.

25. Who was your first real love?

Noel. Love him always.

26. What song do you wish you had written?

“Machinehead,” Bush. Altho, according to Amelia, I did. ^^;

27. Do you prefer cats or dogs?

Cats, usually.

28. What’s in the trunk of your car?

I don’t have a car. The one I usually ride in tho, has a bunch of plastic bags to spread out for when we go to the garden center.

29. From the people you e-mail this to who is most likely to respond?

Well, I’ve corrupted this into a blog thing, so no emails, but Amelia might answer it in her blog….

30. What is your favorite day?

Um. Saturday, I guess….

31. Using only one word, describe yourself:

Fangirl.

32. Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you.

Des is a funny, snuggly sweetheart who one day will be properly appreciated by everyone. What? One sentence counts as one thing. ;p