According to the Which Backstreet Boy Are You? quiz, I’m either AJ or Brian. Or possibly the amazing mutant love child of the two. Which, while funny, is also very scary. *takes Brian’s ears, and a couple of AJ’s piercings….borrows Liv Tyler’s mouth….uses AJ’s shoulders and nose, Brian’s height, throws in a padawan haircut…quickly tosses in a pair of AJ’s shades to hide the fact that Brian’s squinty eyes are the wrong color…and steps back* Huh. What do you know. That is me. *quietly puts down the psuedo-self, s-l-o-w-l-y backs away, and once out of the room, runs like hell*







































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