days till episode 2 :: 6

FUCK!

Dude, this is. AARRGGHH. Ok, so I have to go offline when two of my favorite people are actually on, at the same time, for a change. Fine, fine, it happens. Same old crap pizza we had last week for dinner? Fine, I need protein, give it. My fucking brother never calls thereby negating my going offline ANYWAY. Its cool, he wouldn’t be a good brother if he wasn’t annoying his baby sister somehow, right? My mother wants me to make a certificate to give my brother in place of a b-day pressie that hasn’t arrived yet. Alright, we don’t have that program anymore, but hey, I can fake it. Then, the same woman, who previously had reacted to my Julie Benz wallpaper with an amused, slightly startled “Well!” suddenly asks if there’s a reason why I have a picture of a naked woman with her vagina hanging out on my desktop. EXCUSE ME?!? Vag — where exactly is the vagina? Can someone tell me? Because hey, yeah, Julie-san is topless, but last I checked, that REFLECTIVE METALLIC GOLD BIKINI BOTTOM covered those genitals pretty fucking effectively. So we have a brief debate over Julie-san’s exact state of undress, ending with me telling her she’s blind and has a dirty mind, and her asking me again to do the certificate and leaving. Fine. Fine. FUCK you, fine. Only now, all the joy has been sucked out of the lovely Ms. Benz, and the wallpaper makes me want to hurt small defenseless animals. But that’s okay, right? I’m on a Michelle Branch kick anyway, I’ll just whip up a new wallpaper real quick, until I can find one I really like.

FUCK YOU, ITS NOT OKAY. I liked that wallpaper. It made me smile, and it was innocent, and it wasn’t fucking *Nsync FOR ONCE and she killed it because she’s gone blind and felt that it was time for her periodic flash of suck. Fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU.

………….well. I feel calmer now. Thank you.