Ladies and gentleman, a portait of beauty.

Oddly? Not cheering me up. I’m freezing, and in pain, and sadly, not in the least bit sleepy. So I figured I’d come and check on some auctions for my mom…blather endlessly about nothing. Same old, same old. Snafu and yeehaw. Someone shoot me.

I watched Jeepers Creepers and volume one of Blue Seed earlier. I’m not really sure how I feel about either of them. I think my main problem with Blue Seed tho, is Amanda Winn’s decision to play Momiji as the worst parts of Serena and the dub Miaka rolled into one girl, and then placed on steroids. Must…see…sub…. *twitch*

Jeepers Creepers, tho…I…ok, see, the end…and…explain the thing with the crows? Oh, excuse me, the thing with the crows-and-one-random-raven. *rolls eyes* I mean, I think I liked it for the most part, it some really original bits to it, but then there were other parts that were just….what? Like, what college-age male would have a fucking rose tattooed by his navel? And what was with the hinting at the sister being an abuse victim, and then completely ignoring it for the rest of the film? And is it me, or did the filmmakers not actually decide what they wanted the monster to be until the last fifteen minutes? And was I the only one who read the back and then went, “that was the ‘scariest opening sequence in recent memory’? Dude, TRL is scarier than that….” or is it just that my idea of “opening sequence” is a shorter frame of time than the rest of the universe?

……………….I’m the only one who’s actually bothered by Hollywood’s inability to tell the difference between crows and ravens, aren’t I?