Dontcha love it when online stores are all, “oh, you’re looking for this? Ya, we got dat.” And then you get to the checkout and find out no, they fucking do not, its on special/backorder. >.< Just fackin' tell us on the page itself, ya cunts! Sweet jeez..... But, hey, maybe I’m being pissy because I have a new layout all planned for sacrificial PIZZA, and the only thing tripping me up is that I can’t figure out how to make the frick-fracking java script do what I want. I….argh.

And you know things are going particularly well when I start morphing “fuck” into other words. Just friggin’ dandy. Fucking shoot me.