Y’ever read a story, and its really good and maybe a little long, and when its over, you just have no fucking idea what really happened? And you kind of want to email the author, and just be like, “Ok, that story? VIOLENTLY didn’t get it. But, oh, I loved it.”

I’m just afraid she’ll write back and be like, “Oh, yeah. No, I didn’t get that one, either. Glad you enjoyed it, tho.” And, um. Yeah. Cause, I…yeeeeaaaaah.