Nabs: i mean, i love lance…….i do……but he’s shiny and gay. he just IS. i even found a picture of him as a kid, where he was shiny and gay

Andy: he’s not the straightest looking guy in the world.

Andy: looks like a ken doll

Nabs: EXACTLY!

Nabs: and like…..he’s got girl hands. have you noticed? girl hands, at guy dimensions. and with a manicure.

Andy: *shivers* he is not straight

Nabs: no. no, he’s not. no boy who’s closest friends call him “poofu” and “scoop” is straight. especially if he’s shiny and has girl hands.

Andy: and gets manicures

Andy: *shivers*

Nabs: yes. and gets manicures. *lol*

Andy: *lol*