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Permalink Michael and I have issues. Of many different kinds. But not as many as the makers of Peter Pan.
Michael: sorry. the issues have gotten to me again
Me: they’re sneaky that way
Michael: yes. the sneeky little bastard issues
Me: we need to get some issue-repellant, i think
Michael: *shrieks* but the only issue repellant I know abou is……seriousness.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Michael: and I hear seriousness is a gateway drug. it leads to things like: jobs, ageing, and the worst drug of all…..religion. *screams and runs away*
Me: *gibbers with fear and horror*
Michael: *hiding*
Me: *covers her eyes and sings the Toys R Us song really loud until the serious monster goes away*
Michael: *sings queen songs*
Me: mmmmmmmmmm, queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Michael: cause freddy mercury never grew up. like peter pan….but less gay
Michael: yeah have you seen the new peter pan?
Me: no. i’ve never been terribly into peter pan, to be honest
Michael: he’s very….um sparkly.
Me: sparklier than a grown woman playing a twelve year old boy with glitter for pixie dust?
Michael: did you ever see that r.e.m video for losing my religion?
Me: yes….
Michael: remember the little golden angel boy attached to the cross?
Me: yyyyessss…..
Michael: more sparkly then that.
Me: oh sweet jesus
Michael: behold the wrongness
Me: wow. that is the gayest gay that ever gayed.
Michael: it’s like legitimate porno for pedophiles
Me: i imagine they had to cut out the love scenes between peter and hook. if only for american distribution
Michael: ya know….I think you might be right.
Me: can’t see any reason for that outfit but to seduce pirates.
Michael: the sexual deviousness of the 12 year old boy well established.
Me: temptresses, all of them
Permalink One of these things is not the same. One of these things does not belong. One of these things is not like the others. Can you find which one?
• Iraqi troops reinforce unsettled Mosul
• Sentencing hearing next for Scott Peterson
• Palestinians prepare for new elections
• Bush, Blair back Palestinian statehood
• White House to appeal Guantanamo ruling
• LIDAR laser radar finding more uses
• Lindsay Lohan, Wilmer Valderrama break up
……yeah. its tough, isn’t it? thanks, yahoo.
Permalink Dude. I need to stop submitting to icon challenges. Seriously.
Or maybe not, since I get exceptionally grinnyhappy when I get any votes at all, and um. I kind of need the grinnyhappy right now.
Maybe its actually that I should just stop attempting to do the icons on the computer where the PSP errors every time I try to use the text tool. I find creative ways to get text on those puppies, let me tell you. Time-consuming, but creative.
In other news, fucked up deity Timbertrick dreams are, um. Yeeeeaaaaaaah.
In other other news….I’m hungry. Maybe I’ll make some potato skins.
Permalink At Borders the other day, I passed their Alexander the Great display, and apparently ol’ Alex was Nick Carter. Seriously, the cover of this one book — called, oh-so-imaginatively, “Alexander the Great” — had a close-up of the face of this AtG statue, and it was like somebody had run a photo of Nick thru a stone filter or something. My initial reaction was, “Hey, I have that picture of Nick….” And I think I do. Down to the expression and angle, even.
Guess Jane’s been at this whole cloning thing longer than we thought.
In other news, I so totally called this. Not here, exactly, but OMG! because she’s Heaven!Britney! Only, y’know, passed through a stupid, I-like-greasy-trashy-losers filter. Nonetheless.
I entered an icon challenge for the first time last week, and I didn’t win or anything, that’s not where this is going. I knew I wouldn’t, for all this one corner of my brain kept spazzing and shouting, “but IF!” But I got votes. People actually liked it. And that’s just the coolest thing ever.
Permalink Ordered some pants from Lane Bryant, cause we had a coupon, and I thought it would be nice to have pants that weren’t jeans or my crappy loungey track-pants things. Also? Brushed twill. Mmmmmmmm.
Hopefully I will not have the problem I had with the last two pairs I ordered, where, despite being the same size as the jeans I’ve been traipsing around in, they violently didn’t fit in about eight different ways.
Yeah. I don’t even know, man.
Permalink Finally added my Jetta skin to skin me…, for anytone who likes to see a cap before they download, or just really likes my senseless ramblings on each skin. Sometimes they’re funny, I admit. Mostly, not.
The salt guy actually did arrive yesterday, sometimes after 2pm. Which would’ve been okay, I suppose, had the filter company actually, y’know, said “he’ll be there in the afternoon” and not “yeah, so, sometime the seventh, okay?” Bastids.
On the upside, as soon as he left, we left for Perkins, and I had a Honey Mustard Chicken Crunch Salad, and itissogood and I ate it aaaaaaaaaaall. Except the peppers, because ew.
And then there was Borders, and more Pratchett novels, and we say, YAY!
I’m debating going back to bed. Sunny’s asleep, and Glory’s on the road to her mom’s, and Mel’s almost never around, and my head hurts, and I have to go to the food store later.
On the upside? There’s an Aja fanlisting. hee!
Permalink Know what’s fun?
…..no, neither do I. But I do know it doesn’t involve waiting all day for the water filter guy to arrive with salt. Ugh.
I just wanna go get something to eat, man. And maybe get some self-lamenating sheets to make some bookmarks. And okay, a part of me wants to stop at Border’s and see if they still have a copy of Monstrous Regiment, cause lord, I am tearing through GP, but I will be perfectly happy with just being able to go get something to eat. Seriously, I’m feeling ill, here.
Maybe I’ll go and check the mail. That should waste a whole five minutes.
sounds like lindsay lohan, “drama queen (that girl)”
Permalink If anyone’s interested, I’ve done a Jetta skin. Yes, as in “Jetta of The Misfits.” As in, “Jem & the Holograms.” I uploaded it, but I haven’t added it to skin me… just yet because, um. Mostly I just don’t feel like it. *shrugs*
I might do Kimber. I’m not sure. I have a base for it, and the colors are good, but the picture I used was a lot smaller and of lower quality than Jetta’s, so I’m not really feeling it. Course, I’m not really feeling much of anything besides headachey….
sounds like bif naked, “moment of weakness”
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