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Catt's books

Boneshaker
Dreadnought
Four and Twenty Blackbirds
Bloodshot
Clementine
Wings to the Kingdom
Not Flesh Nor Feathers
Hellbent
Fathom
Those Who Went Remain There Still
Dreadful Skin
The Living Dead 2
The Thackery T. Lambshead Cabinet of Curiosities: Exhibits, Oddities, Images, and Stories from Top Authors and Artists
Bewere the Night
Ganymede
The Inexplicables
Dead Witch Walking
The Good, the Bad, and the Undead
Every Which Way But Dead
A Fistful of Charms


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Ransh. Nekkid. Speakin’ Russian. GUH.

I did not just enter to win Ransh’s used, atographed bath towel. I didn’t. …………………..shut up.

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I want people to wake up so that I can take a shower without feeling guilty.

I want to figure out what channel Sharon Osbourne’s show is on, because RANSH! NEKKID! THIS WEEK!

I want the dehumidifier to stop running for two minutes and not need to be emptied.

I want my head to stop feeling like pressurized cotton.

I want the muses to come back.

I want it made clear that heads will roll if I miss nekkid Ransh. Seriously, yo.

I want Amelia.

I want Freshetta Brick Oven Italian-style Pepperoni pizza.

I want $60 for a DVD player.

I want Green’s Southern Butter Pecan ice cream.

I want nekkid Ransh to be on today, dammit!!

Selfish? Me? Pfffffft. Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?

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New layout at the homestead. My brain is insisting that this is going to be one of those layout’s that will only last a week….so it’ll probably still be up next September. RANSH! Where are you to SAVE US?! On the upside? The new 404’s pretty cool.

Altho. Probably cooler if you have the Troglodyte font installed. But, y’know, that way lies caring about how it looks to other people, and really, who’s got the energy for that?

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Face hurts. Going to shower and have soda and take some allergy meds, and hope like fuck it stops.

Possibly do laundry.

Chiropractor later, which is cool, but would be cooler if it were Green the Younger. Miss Green the Younger. Want Green the Younger, dammit.

Also want Panera. Might actually get Panera. Holding out for Panera, yo.

And, y’know, in other news…I found this vaguely amusing:

crossovery by amyk
name: month of birth: your new crossover OTP: jc and aj your new crossover OTP fantasy: the mile high club baby! how much it would cost to see that live: $2,134,332 do you pay it anyway?? for that kind of money i should at least get MY OWN OTP.
Created with quill18‘s MemeGen!

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Guess who isn’t doing that she’s supposed to be doing? Guess what she’s doing, instead? Yeah.

You Are Nick's Gray Hoodie!
You Are Nick’s Gray Hoodie!

Which One of Nick Carter’s Shirts Are You?
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Wedding, in 17 hours. Shoot me. Fic due in the next 23+. Probably not going to make it. Shoot me twice.

But, hey, at least I’m Justin’s good hair. And his face! The puppy dog face! If only he was heartbroken and psychotic, all my Justin dreams would come true! ………..wait, what?


You Are The SHAVED Justin Timberlake! You are a
fastgoing person who doesnt have time to even
look in the mirror…the short look is perfect!

What phase of Justin Timberlake’s hair are you???
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I SUCK

That is all.

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Oddly fitting. Altho, a looooooooooooot of people are going to have to die in the next 3 years to make this happen. Wonder where we’ll bury them all….

What is your destiny? by skratchgirl
Date it will be fullfilled February 15, 2006 Name Your destiny is.. Being the ugliest person alive
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Spliced is the worst horror movie ever. Almost joyously so. Think “Freddy Krueger as The Wishmaster in The Ring.” With a brief, vague attempt to rip off Fear-dot-com, and what could be a nod to the Leprechaun series, as well. Now factor in Drew Lachey, and the fact that its a direct-to-video Canadian-made film.

Yeah. One might wonder what could possess someone to watch it. And, honestly, it went something like this:

*sees box* Oh, yeah, that’s not the most obvious rip-off ever.

*blinks* Does that say Drew Lachey?

*picks up box* It can’t be the same Drew La–

*turns box over, sees the phrase “Lead singer of 98 Degrees, Drew Lachey”*–oh my god.

*takes box to Amelia* We have to see this. It looks so hideously bad, and Drew Lachey is in it, and it follows our fine tradition of really heinous films featuring pop people.

*Amelia looks confused but intrigued* Who’s Drew Lachey?

*pokes at box, bouncing* 98 Degrees, yo. Look how bad this is!

And, y’know. Then we grinned at each other and rented it. Also Daredevil. In which Colin Farrell overacted hideously, and Jennifer Garner was exquisite, and all in all, itreallywasn’tasbadaspeoplekeptsayingitwas. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

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This…is so, so disturbing. Also? Moving Friday. Going computerless in the morning. Weep for me, yo.

You are “Justin Himself”
What Justin Girl Are You?

sounds like bt featuring jc chasez, “somnambulist (sander kleinenberg convertible mix)”