I love my boys, and Kipley loves her Boys, and we even love each other’s boys. So, like any true boyband fan, we show our love by making fun of them. A lot. *snerk*
EtiolationGirl: dude. whoever decided that the american IWYB video needed to be partially in black and white, was so obviously a lance-hater
Golden Sunny Grl: lol
Golden Sunny Grl: why you say that
EtiolationGirl: its horrible, yo. they were still overbleaching his hair back then and his eyes have always been so so pale, so in black and white, he’s just this this long, white, kind of human-shaped form
Golden Sunny Grl: lol
EtiolationGirl: and they’re like, can we put him next to jc? who, y’know, looks incredible in black and white? can we please? and. ouch. its just cruel, yo.
Golden Sunny Grl: *petpet*
EtiolationGirl: and we’re not even going into joey and his part-time-mafia look
Golden Sunny Grl: i like mafia joey
EtiolationGirl: i just picture him muttering things like “sleepin’ with da fishes” and leaving horse heads in people’s beds. altho, this is joey, so its was probably big toy horses that had been drenched in ketchup, but still.
Golden Sunny Grl: lol
EtiolationGirl: i love how i’m in denial that chris’ hair is even happening
Golden Sunny Grl: lol Chris had bad hair
EtiolationGirl: chris had the worst hair ever. E-V-E-R. but you know he only did it to piss lou off. there’s just no other fucking explanation. either that or it was revenge for the braces.
Golden Sunny Grl: a little of both maybe
EtiolationGirl: and between this and the euro version, you know justin won the Flamer of the Decade award. sweet jesus. he’s gayer than jc, and c-baby flutters, so you know that took work
Golden Sunny Grl: lol lots of it
EtiolationGirl: he managed, tho. i’m telling you. Flaming Queen of the 90s, right there. no contest.
Golden Sunny Grl: yeah Nsync always did go for it in that sense
EtiolationGirl: yeah, they had no fear of looking gay. i think that might have been self-defense, tho. i think they had a meeting early on, and joey said, “guys. chris and i are the only ones who can pass for remotely straight, and i’m a drama kid, and chris has managed to hit 25 without actually going thru puberty, so what does that tell you? to make it, we’re going to have to play it up. we’ll be so fucking flaming that we can’t possibly be gay!” and then they did.
Golden Sunny Grl: yeah they did and with style thats why Nsync slash was just inevitable
EtiolationGirl: indeed 😎
Golden Sunny Grl: 😀 that’s why I had a hard time believing BSB slash
EtiolationGirl: because they were too gay to actually be gay?
Golden Sunny Grl: yeah
EtiolationGirl: i don’t know if kev really put his heart into it the way the others did, tho. altho, that’s probably better than the weird pedophile thing brian went with…..
Golden Sunny Grl: yeah Brian and Nick eek
EtiolationGirl: most especially brian-and-nick-sleeping-with-the-eighteen-year-old-spooning-the-thirteen-year-old
Golden Sunny Grl: that’s just wrong but for some reason if it was howie instead of brian i don’t see anything wrong with it
Golden Sunny Grl: because in my eyes nick has loved howie since they met but that’s just me
EtiolationGirl: well, howie sweet and gentle and has always looked at nick with adoration, so even if he did spoon him when he was thirteen, it would’ve been all “oh my god, i’m holding him, i can die happy” and like, protective and stuff. with brian, its just creepy
Golden Sunny Grl: that’s cause brian is creepy
EtiolationGirl: you’ve noticed that, too?
Golden Sunny Grl: of course he is just to damn “innocent”
EtiolationGirl: yes. exactly. you know he’s like, secretly filming S&M; porn with the local kids in his basement or something
Golden Sunny Grl: not going there
EtiolationGirl: its probably for the best
