You know you’re a tool when….

After three years of skinning, you completely forget which is the shuffle and which is the repeat, and don’t notice that you have them swapped on your latest skin for two days.

Fuck me raw. If you downloaded the Orlando Bloom skin….you might want to download it again, so that its, I don’t know, actually right.

This could probably also be titled “Why Catt and Michael Shouldn’t Discuss LOTR At Two in the Morning.” Or, y’know…at all. *lol*

Meow: reason # 8,007 why catherine would not have made a good lotr chara….she’d have taken one look at the ring, turned to elrond, and said, “…….y’know, normally i’d scoff at you, cause your hair’s pulled back so tight that i can actually hear your cheekbones screaming in agony……..but i just saw this motherfucker resize itself. where do i throw it in?”

Michael: *lmao*

Michael: reason # 9,976 why I would not have been a good part of the company in lotr. ‘hey guys. um okay see that big fucking smouldering mountain over there? yeah the one with all the fire and shit. why not just walk straight to it? I mean your taking a kinda round about way.”

Meow: reason # 4,582 why i was not meant to be in the fellowship….”so tell me again why we’re taking treacherous foot paths through monster-infested areas when gandalf can just summon giant flying things to take us straight, and safely there simply by whispering to moths?”

Michael: *roflmao* reason # 4 why I would not have made a good member of the company. “elrond. you old fuck head you. why are you being so mean to humans. could it be that……your great grandfather was a human? shock and amazement. hey um tell your little bastards to put down those fuckings spears.”

Meow: *LOL* reason # 18 why they would NEVER have let me in the fellowship….. “oh, HELL, no. we are not leaving lothlorien until one of these clones welcomes legolas the fuck home, and wishes him good journey. …shut UP, galadriel.”

I am one with the music. I just ordered 4 CDs from two different places, and I probably would’ve ordered more, but Columbia House‘s Shipping & Processing charges are fucking insane. Once we fulfill the enrollment agreement, we are so out of there. Again. We have a tendency to join, get irritated with them, leave at the first opportunity, and then re-enroll when we’ve forgotten why we hated them. >.< I never said we were smart. Still. Music. *dances, jives* I need to sell some shit so that I can have money. Altho, I have the sneaking suspicion that I’m going to wind up spending the money on fanzines. I haven’t bought one in AGES, yo, and I’ve been drooling over War Chronicles since Lori & Wolfling started writing it. *sighs* The Lettersverse is the fucking bane/joy of my existence, it really is….

There’s a part of me that thinks I should turn my last entry into a site. Some sort of Crossroads survivor clique or something. The rest of me is pretty busy insisting the film didn’t happen.

Y’know, I thought I had a point when I logged in, but now I just want to enjoy my Coke, and possibly sleep. Yeah. Sounds like a plan.

sounds like michelle branch, “goodbye to you (live)”

Finally saw Lord of the Rings yesterday. It was like, me, Mel, and Mike sprawled out on Ben’s bed, while Jane, Will, and Chris curled up on his futon. Poor Ben came in late and got stuck with the little plastic stool that is just not fun for long periods of time. Spent brief periods of time contemplating whether or not it would be worth kicking the generic motherfucker sprawled on the floor near me in the head, and luckily, kept getting distracted by the film.

He had felt it necessary to start a conversation with Ben during the film, and LOTR is not loud, people, and folks in this house ARE. The single exception being Mike, and possibly Amelia’s dad when he wants to be heard. And yes, I did just say that Mr. Lang quiets down when he wishes to be heard. It won’t become any more sensible from thinking about, so save yourselves some time and pain, and just ignore it.

I want to see it again now, partially because its awesome, and I’m fully aware that I will be owning this, and it will be taking a place of honor beside Run Lola Run and Pitch Black, among others. Mostly, though, its just to find out what the hell I missed while the cuntrags were talking before Chris started sulking and I just bellowed at them to take it the fuck outside. I love Ben. But when he goes thoughtless, he does it completely, and then wonders why never let him live it down (half-assed tampon sex, anyone?).

And can I say? While I violently heart most of the characters, and oh-my-god could Samwise have BEEN a little more in love with Frodo?!?! and Amelia’s right, Legolas is a god, and needs to be fucked thoroughly….I want to be Boromir. The man Would. Not. Stop. Took three arrows to the chest to take him down, and a fourth to kill him. Baby is the shiiiiiiiiiiiit.

…………..needed to wash his hair occasionally, tho.