Skin: The Rain to Appreciate Featuring: Drew Lachey of 98º Comments: Jeezus. Another band I would pay to stop existing. And I choose the melting midget to skin first. Then again he does have one huge thing going for him...he's not any of the others.

Skin: All I'll Be Featuring: Jeff Timmons of 98º Comments: Holy fuck, Batman! Its like a Chlorox commercial on steroids.... *slips on sunglasses*

Skin: You Said the Words Without Speaking Featuring: Nick Lachey of 98º Comments: *gargles with broken glass*

Title: *stares blankly until her eyeballs dry out and drop from her skull* Its Of: Justin Jeffre of 98º So Far Its: Yeah. The only one I actually like, so of course, he's the one I haven't skinned yet. *sighs* Fucking bass-singers and their camera-phobia, man. Suck it.

Title: I dunno. "Send in the Clones," maybe.... Its Of: Aaron Carter So Far Its: Do you know how frustrating it is when all the really skinnable shots of someone are either heavily tinted or smack of kiddie porn? I mean, there's just something wrong with a barely pubescent boy trying to look alluring. Even if he is Schmuck Carter's Mini-Me....