I don’t want to be up. But since I’ve been up since quarter to four, and family begins descending upon the house at roughly noon, I’m pretty much stuck with being up for now.

So fucking tired. And stressed. Which makes me more tired. Bleayargh.

Wait. Devon Aoki is going to be Kasumi in the Dead or Alive movie? But. Devon has no breasts. No, really. I mean, I know in the first Tomb Raider they added some serious padding to Angelina Jolie, because, as a VG chick, Lara had reality-defying curves. But Angie came naturally blessed, they just had to enhance it. If Devon’s an A-cup, then she’s probably padding that puppy. And Devon’s tiny, and skinny. If they make her strap on tits of Kasumi’s magnitude, little girl’s not going to be able to stand up, never mind fight. And if they try to add them on digitally, its just going to be bad. Like, “Immortal” bad, if we’re lucky. “Hulk” bad, if we’re not.

Ugh. Just…ugh.