So, according to HumanForSale.com I’m worth exactly: $1,116,990.00. I think I’m flattered.

Watched A.I. Artificial Intelligence, which is nearly as long as its name, and had me this close to tears in about half a dozen places. Which is strange when you consider that I thought the kid robot was fucking psychotic. Oh, my god. I mean, he was sweet as hell, and I think Haley Joel Osmet did a good job, but trust me, “mommy’s” love or lack there-of had nothing to do with him being a machine and everything to do with him being SCARY. Loved Jude Law’s prostitute Mecha, tho. He was so blissfully self-centered and uninformed, and yet in other ways he was the smartest, most giving person in the film. Also? They did a fabulous job of taking Jude’s natural beauty and making it just a shade too perfect, his hair just a bit too stylized, his skin just a touch too smooth and shiny to be anything but synthetic. *grins* Can you tell who my favorite was?