So, on Queer as Folk, Brian has this bracelet that I’ve been in love with almost as long as I’ve been in love with his ass. Altho technically I suppose its Gale Harold’s ass that I’m in love with, but I’m assuming the bracelet, at least, belongs to our dear Mr. Kinney. Anyway, this thing is just cool. Lust at first sight. Brian never takes it off. If they’re smart, it will eventually turn out to be a gift from Michael with some weird ass story behind it. If they’re not smart, Brian will just walk around wearing the thing until his wrist falls off or the show gets canceled (may that never happen).

Anyways. This bracelet that I’m obsessed with? Delia*s has this bizarre girly version of it. Which works, I guess, cause they’re girly and I’m bizarre, and female. And I currently have money. Which I am spending at a positively disgusting rate, I assure you. But still. Delia*s. Has. The. Bracelet. Or the closest thing I am likely to find. The problem? S&H; is like, half again the price of the bracelet. Fuck my asshole, please. The hell? Do I really want the damned thing this much?

I don’t know. If it was the exact, dead-on Brian Bracelet, there would be no hesitation. I would, in fact, even be considering paying for next-day delivery, but…its not. Its close. It so devastatingly close, and I do like it, but am I really willing to spend an extra five bucks for something that will honestly, be nothing more than a tide-over?

Hi, my name’s Catherine, and I’ll be your moron this evening….

sounds like mixmarster, “tragedy”